Dysfunctional Veteran Tee - You Better Hope I’m Medicated
This one’s for the grunts, the broken but badass, and the unapologetically honest. If you’ve served, seen some sh*t, and have the sense of humor to match — this is your uniform now. Grab the shirt that says what everyone's thinking before you do.
- Dark military humor approved – It’s bold, it’s hilarious, it’s 100% veteran vibes.
- Premium Comfort – Soft, breathable, and tough enough for daily wear or the VA line.
- Tag-Free Design – Tear-away tag lets you add a custom label or enjoy itch-free wear.
- Made in the USA – Designed and printed by patriots who give a damn.
- Built to Last – Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and side-seamed stitching for maximum durability.
Perfect for proud veterans, unapologetic patriots, and those who know laughter is the best medicine (unless you skipped your meds today). Whether you're rocking it to the bar, the range, or just to piss off your HOA — it gets the job done.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
